poem to say

*poem to say if you right *

Violets are blue, roses are red
I was right
Go soak your head.

*poem to say if you are wrong*

Violets are blue, roses are red
You were right
I'm off to bed.

Artemis Fowl Book Review(no mistake its not Fartemis Aowl)

Very good book about a mastermind teenage criminal who wants to restore his family fortune.He uses fairies,sprites & leprechauns (pronounced lepricon) gold to restore his riches.Faithful bodyguard Butler& maid Juliet help too.So many disasters and success's.
Special force LEPrecon (lower elements police recon) wants rookie officer back from Artemis's
mansion Fowl Manor

Fartemis Aowl

If you thought Al Capone was the world's biggest criminal think again it's Fartemis Owl.He robbed Al Capone himself and people believed he was on a school trip to Vienna.But one day he died because of working too hard. His mother cried."My dear Farty (he hates being called that)why did you die?"His father said."Everyone has to go sometime."His mother shouted at his father."You fool you should be weeping, not saying silly morals"Too Witt Too WooThen there was a ghost in front of them "You must be my parents I shaall kiiilll yoouu".They thought it was their imagination and they laughed so hard,so hard they split their inside died

The End