Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Alien Outbreak!!

On my way to school,on a bright monday morning,I saw a saucer shaped object in a field nearby.The thing had a huge bread on top of it .The aliens slowly came out of it and looked around.i felt like puking just looking at them.They had guns which looked like Heinz ketchup bottles and their packs were like baked beans cans.They were marching to "Amul Doodh pita hai India"and I couldnt stop laughing at them.The fun was short lived as the started shooting .I noticed only people who had baked beans were shot.So started running because I had baked beans as well.Then I fell, when I got up I was in my bedroom.After that I never touched baked beans again.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

School

I have school upto the 23rd and I'm bored because the teachers are in Goa and wont be back for 6 days but we have school throughout.What to do in school???The other boys in class are bored as well. I'd rather stay at home and play something.

Friday, April 09, 2010

Why the Olive Ridley Turtles are in danger

The Olive Ridley Turtles are in danger because of the port being built by TATA in Dhamra.The port blocks all the spots for nesting as it is being built in Orissa in between Devi,Gahrimatha and Rushikulya which host about 130,000 turtles every year. the ships will pollute the sea so the turtles offspring will die while returning. So comment to stop Mr. Ratan Tata

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Olive Ridley Turtles

Do you know about India's famous Olive Ridley turtles?They are on the verge of extinction.If we do not stop this we will lose this treasured species..So,If you are with me  post a comment saying Protect The Ridley Turtles!

My trip to Goa

I am going to Goa on the 14th of this month.I am going to have a lot of fun.I am staying at the Taj holiday resort which is a stones throw from the beach. This is the second time I am going to Goa. But the only setback is that Goa is very hot in summer.

Saturday, April 03, 2010

IPL

IPL is overrated. I think most of the matches are fixed and the players just play as they are told. They have awkward things such as a Maxx mobile strategic timeout,Xxxxtreme sixes and Super duper fours???Whoa! people dont need a timeout in a twenty over match and they definitely dont need  a break after each over which lasts forever. The IPL prize money is six times the money of the Azlan Shah hockey cup,four times the money of the Nehru cup(football),and three times the money of the Chennai open and the Cricket and Football world cup. Why waste so much money on cricket,what about Football or Basketball. The final verdict : IPL is weird.

Friday, April 02, 2010

Bullfighting

In Madrid on a hot summer's afternoon,there's nothing better for Indians like me and my family than a siesta.After a good sleep we wanted to explore Madrid.This experience will always remain in my mind. It was so hot that  we had to dash to the underground metro.One Euro and 10 minutes later we emerged at the Spanish version of a Colosseum. We decided to make the best of the occasion and bought tickets for the fight.Just our luck that all the sombra(shade) tickets were sold.We tried the sol-y-sombra(sun and shade) tickets but even our bad luck was terrible as we had to sit in the sol(sun).Then the horns sounded.The fight had started,the average fighting bull is 4 years old and weighs about 1000 kgs. The learning matadors enter and trick the bull with their large pink capes and the picadors poke the bull. Then come the spear throwers and finally
Il Matador. He enters with his shiny cloak and sharp sword. The bull fights but to no avail. One thing I have noticed is hat on no account does the bull win. The sport isn't stopped by the RSPCA nor the PETA. The tens of thousands of people in the stadium showed no signs of stopping this cruel sport or showing remorse for the bulls that had died.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

My Motto

My motto is "One for all and all for lunch!"I came across the original while reading the three musketeers, but I was very hungry.I decided to change the rule a bit.So again"One for all and all for lunch!"